LAWL! BERB! TETEYL!

Curious about the title?

Well... Here's the thing...

Ever found yourself engaged in such a conversation with a friend?

You: Yo! Ssup!

Friend: Ssup!

You: Did you hear about what happened to (insert unfortunate friend here)?

Friend: I know!!! I LAWLED (LOL) SO SO SO hard when I heard it...

Anyways, I G.T.G... I'll B.R.B. soon so I'll T.T.Y.L...

T.T.F.N.!

DUDE! (I gotta do this in caps) LEAVE THE INTERNET (MSN-ISH) LANGUAGE FOR THE INTERNET!

If you gotta say that you'll 'be right back', just say 'I'll be right back'...

NOT BERB (B.R.B.)!

OR TETEYL (T.T.Y.L. / Talk To You Later)!

OR GETEG (G.T.G. / Got To Go)!

Just another rant... Comment if you have friends like that, or even if you are a victim of them and have come across awkward moments whilst using them... I'd like to hear more about them (to laugh at them of course)...

Window Shopping Victims

Any of you guys/gals fall victim to window shopping?

Has this ever happened to you?

You walk into a shop, with no intention of buying.

Something nice catches your eye.

You pick it up.

The shop assistant approaches you.

You panic.

Shop assistant: How may I help you?

You (Without a second thought): How much is this?

Shop assistant: RM xx,xxx.xx (Some ridonculous amount of money you wish you had stashed away in a bank account in the Cayman Islands)

You: Hmmm......

(Pause)

You: I'll think about it... Maybe I'll come back next week to get it... (Knowing that both you and the shop assistant know that you won't ACTUALLY buy it!)

You NEVER return till that shop assistant got fired or transferred to another branch!!!

Comment if this has happened to you at some point in your life, it sure has happened to me in one way or another MANY times in MY life...